everquest

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A highly destructive psychological plague released by the neo-nazi affiliate, Verant. Symptoms of the virus include a brief sense of accomplishment followed by a rapid succession of worthlessness, the inability to function in a social setting, and permanent detrimental effects to one’s chances of getting laid. The only known cure is suicide, or Everquest II.

"Everquest only seconds Linux as a birth control method" - Anonymous

Author: Mark Lam http://everquest.urbanup.com/497936

2. (Everquest) (353↑, 123↓)

The second most effective birth control method next to [linux].

People who play evershit will never get pussy

Author: Assholes Inc. http://everquest.urbanup.com/213039

3. (Everquest) (261↑, 78↓)

An online role playing game.

Honey did you feed the baby while I was gone the last week? Oh shit I forgot, I was playing EverQuest the whole time\!

Author: segs http://everquest.urbanup.com/133612

4. (Everquest) (207↑, 98↓)

Created by people just as lonely as the people who play it. You play a gnome, elf, fairy or (Imagine this) a man. Your goal is to loose your job, wife, family, money, ability to use muscles (Besides clicking fingers and wrists), and life to this game. Your character collects graphical swords and potions in a never ending quest to obtain level 99 status. If you do, you are transported (in real "life") 10 years into the future, with no idea how the outside world looks, or how the sun looks for that matter.

"Yo Jim\! I aint seen you 10 years\! Where have you been?" "Yae Carl, I'ft been defeating dragons and healing the week in Milotaph, a starved colony. I'm a level 96 Demi-God, and I must make haste to the local tavern to buy yet more lotion and energy serum. Good day villager." "So, I guess you aint on for basketball then?"

Author: Trevor Anderson http://everquest.urbanup.com/1006620

5. (Everquest) (119↑, 48↓)

Also known as EverCrack because of it's incredibly addictive nature. Friends don't let friends play EverCrack.

"Man committed to an asylum after paranoia attacks related to a 72-hour game of EverQuest"

Author: Brewdles http://everquest.urbanup.com/79445

6. (Everquest) (124↑, 59↓)

A Massive Player to player online game.. utilizing many servers and having as many as several thousand people in one server at any given time. often put down for its out of date graphics, but can be suprisingly addictive if played. a player can do what he wants, but conequences may ensue. average Everquest player is stereotyped as a nerdy loser with nothing better to do that feel up wood elves in the forest, but in reality, just about every type of social class, every race, and every hobbiest, and gamer play this game. its just the majority of these people seem to have no life. ((everquest player for two years.. active duty UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS ))

Everquest is a very addicting and different game than most other people are used to.

Author: USMC http://everquest.urbanup.com/510723

7. (everquest) (89↑, 27↓)

Something that slowly withdraws you from 'real' life, in which your daily chores become a means to a never ending end - hence the 'ever' in quest. The more you play this game, the more it will strangle you. 'Real' life activities such as waiting for the bus will most likely entail vivid thoughts of what you'd do if you could catch a female dark elf in real life or perhaps weighing up whether or not to buy a mug that makes you more intelligent. Enjoyment does not come from the actual play of the game as it is extremely repetative, rather it comes from the immense sense of power you hold over 'newbies' or those of lower 'level than you - Overall then, quite a decent computer game.

"Dave's gone mad playing Everquest and consequently now thinks he's Level 60 Necromancer" "Mike used to play Everquest all day but now he just snorts Ketamine insted" "Jonny's wife gave birth but he stayed at home playing Everquest" "Although Bobs mother was having a heart attack, he was just too close to leveling to phone the emergency services in time"

Author: Nimular Scytheshadow http://everquest.urbanup.com/1162126

8. (everquest) (52↑, 23↓)

Everquest is a groundbreaking game created by Verant. It didn't create the MMORPG genre, but it brought the MMORPG (massive multiplayer online roleplaying game) genre to life with a revolutionary 3D world, unheard of in MMORPGs at the time. Unfortunately, it had numerous problems that dragged it down and turned it into a drug, rather than the intended interactive world. One core problem I always had with Everquest up to the Lost Dungeons of Norrath expansion was that the world felt very vast, yet incredibly devoid of "game" quality. Unlike World of Warcraft and similar games, you weren't lead very smoothly through the experience-, you had to truly focus on the experience to make it feel like a game rather than an enginge, scaffold for a game. The deeply flawed quest system just poured salt into the wounds of the game (you had to inquire about the object spoken of by the NPC, placed in brackets). They eventually corrected this by adding several expansions, making travel much easier as well as just basic interaction. Unfortunately, this caused the attention of players to shift automatically towards new content, leaving the existing world devoid of people and deteriorating. On top of all of this, you could not afford to die in the game. If you died, you would return to a "bind point" as a nude and vulnerable character, where you would have to run all the way back to your corpse and loot it-, unprotected. This often lead to more deaths, amplified by the fact that you lost game experience every time you died (you could shrink in level). It was definitely a bold pioneering game, but ultimately had an abundance of disappointing flaws.

An example of one of the flawed quest dialogues in Everquest: ________________ NPC: I have a small errand for you. Are you interested? Player: I am interested. NPC:... Player: Grr... What errand? NPC:... Player: Errand?

Author: Mainshank http://everquest.urbanup.com/1574901

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It's like crack for nerds.

David's addicted to Everquest.

Author: Joe Jacobs http://everquest.urbanup.com/947391

10. (Everquest) (35↑, 23↓)

1: A subscription Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game (MMORPG) that immerses the player in a fantasy world of wizards and quad-kiting 2: Also EverCrack, for its addictive nature 3: Also NeverSex do to the stereotypical loser that plays a game with no end to pretend he's a 1337 (leet) monk 4: Also Suck-Journey-of-the-Tool, a way to describe the coming of age (Online) of a total nerd

1: I love playing Everquest so I can pretend to be a lizard man and meet people to help me kill the same thing over and over. "I cast Magic Missile\!" "I need more mana\!" 2: Jack started playing EverQuest a few months ago. I hear he quit school and started turning tricks at the Blue Oyster to pay his subscription. 3: I went in that guy's room to ask if he had a stapler, and he was jacking it to that EverQuest statue again. 4: John said he found himself playing EverQuest, now he changed his name to Akiro and wears that robe everywhere and talks about LARP; he’s making kool-aid and talking about porting to the Nexus now, so I’d stay the hell away from him.

Author: Shasta McNasty http://everquest.urbanup.com/176684

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An MMORPG (Mass Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game) created by Verant in the 90's. After undergoing several expansion packs, the game reached its final version. A player can choose from one of these races:wood elf, high elf, half elf, human, froglok, vah shir, troll, ogre, dwarf, gnome, iksar, barbarian, erudite, halfing, or dark elf, and from these classes (or character paths): rogue, druid, enchanter, ranger, magician, wizard, warrior, berserker, paladin, shadow knight, necromancer, shaman, monk, beastlord, bard. There are currently seventy levels which a player can attain through adventuring across Norrath's 3 continents and moon. EverQuest is highly addictive and can cause serious withdrawal from social situations, thus its alias 'EverCrack'. However, the stereotype that one who plays EverQuest can't get laid is a myth: I played EverQuest consistently for several years of my life, eventually sold my character on Ebay for 200 dollars, and have no shortage of social situations or sexual partners.

Everquest can be fun, but don't play it too much.

Author: KBinator http://everquest.urbanup.com/1637437

12. (Everquest) (3↑, 1↓)

A MMORPG that was around during 1999. It was the first of its kind and paved the way for games like [WoW] and [LOTRO]. Many people put Everquest down and say that it is a way to lose your kids, wife, and life. However, it is a game by any standard. The main objective of the game is to do end of content crap. Whatever that is, who cares? It is a way for people to relax and chill out. Whoever says that this game is crap either - 1. Are pidgeon holed idiotic rabid consumers. 2. Have no imagination. Im 15, and im very healthy and lead a very good social life. Therefore, your arguments are invalid.

Everquest is a game. People like it. Let us do our own thing, and you go screw yourselves. Thanks\!

Author: jhkjykhl http://everquest.urbanup.com/5116064

13. (Everquest) (35↑, 33↓)

One of the best role-playing games I've seen. Doesn't have the boring one path story lines---instead go where you want, seek adventure. Something for advanced game players, not the mentally, or PC challenged. Is complex and satisfiying. Much better than mind draining TV. If it's raining, it's something fun to do\everquest\everquestunless you are busy dancing in the rain (which is fun too)

Many have opinions on EQ, few have any actual experience or knowledge of what the hell they are talking about. Those fat non-social loosers, still wouldn't want to play with you if EQ didn't exist.

Author: Xephyr http://everquest.urbanup.com/467395

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A game where an individual can escape his nerdy ways/reality and become L337.

I haven't been outside in 9 weeks, because I play everquest all day. My skin is so pasty and I have no life. "Want to cyber? Asl? 4/f/turkey?"

Author: Steve-o http://everquest.urbanup.com/194791

15. (Everquest) (21↑, 27↓)

A MMORPG (massive multiple online role playing game) that is a game that people who dont play shouldnt have to say anything about because it is stupid for them to comment on it because it doesnt affect them in the least.

It is a simple game, we entertain ourselves that way no need to stress yourself over it. Continue on with your life and we will move on with ours. =)

Author: Jared http://everquest.urbanup.com/571083

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A game i bought and gave back, because i'm cheaper than a street corner hooker.

*puts in disc* "Please pay" "Fuck that."

Author: 3052 http://everquest.urbanup.com/1153321

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*puts on reading glasses and takes out a book called "Animals of the World"* Everquest is the breeding ground of the nerdiranisaurus, otherwise known as a nerd, geek, dork, etc. Their real life selves feel less important to them than the 'breeding ground'. Thousands flock there daily, and none come out (well, none are sane anyway) It's a shame too, since they have to be rich to afford it and only become trapped for their entire life. Also the \#1 cause of death on Earth, due to no one eating, sleeping, or drinking while under the influence of EverCrack.

Nerd1: a/s/l? Nerd2: 6/nurd/in my own little world

Author: anonymous http://everquest.urbanup.com/844070

18. (Everquest) (14↑, 26↓)

if it wore a drug it would be some sort of almalgamation between ice, crack, and nicotiene(to raise addictiviness) once you started to that you couldn't go back to regular drugs. and just like drugs it drains your cash. not every druggy is willing to do ice epecially if something better is around and equally not veryone who plays videogames would even think of play everquest.

my roomate in bording school tried go cold turky from everquest, he went through a month very cranky and had a look as if his desire to be a functional human being and his craven desire to play everyquest was tearing him to bloddy sheds on the inside. but thatnkfull winter rolled around and he had nothing better to do, and peace was restored to our room

Author: aeztek http://everquest.urbanup.com/895884

19. (Everquest) (10↑, 28↓)

A very addictive game where you advance by killing things.

I played Everquest all night long\!

Author: WarklanTD http://everquest.urbanup.com/469436

20. (Everquest) (9↑, 29↓)

An online Roleplaying game where peeps run around as elves and stuff.

Although I cant imagine playing it myself that was funny what that guy said about a form of birth control.

Author: Da NavisLonga X http://everquest.urbanup.com/1231538

21. (Everquest) (5↑, 25↓)

The computer version of Everquest Online Adventures, or [EQOA], among which it is either very popular because its addictive and MMORPG, or unpopular because of the monthly price attached to it.

Everquest is a game.....

Author: Scryden Delf SK http://everquest.urbanup.com/200690

22. (Everquest) (14↑, 40↓)

EverQuest Owns J00...I get pussy just like i am now....mmm pussy

EverQuest Is Awesome...biotch. John plays everquest while eating pussy.

Author: Bob http://everquest.urbanup.com/219081

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Last updated: 2012.02.29